Vaginas are confusing as hell with all their secret compartments and shit.
I'll get my vaginal cartography poster.
Also, I've sobered up around 5am, in Delaware. I remember making this decision, and highly regret it now.
They had some plan b on the table between the beer and the guacamole. Yeah, it's gonna be a fun party.
WHAT? When did I ever refer to one of my past hookups as "the rainforest guy"?
Just got that "I know what's going on with your vagina" look from that CVS cashier.
You bought MORE?!
In my dream, you became a famous tap-dancer. Congratulations.
I climaxed at the same time the bass dropped. I think it's safe to say I've reached enlightenment
New drinking game idea: Take a shot for every republican you see on facebook bitching about the ruling.
somehow a ride to walgreens turned into a threesome.
It's not Christmas until you get a photo from an ex wearing a Santa hat and red boxers... And then you just respond with, "nope."
Btw, you owe me. One (1) orgasm.
Hypothetically, I throw a party and my ex-boyfriend and my current fuck buddy are in the same house... what should I do?
How many beds are in the house? Hypothetically...
Life update: This fucking MacBook repair guy called me over last night for a booty call and he didn’t have a condom OR a bed
I promised her before I left that I'd make good choices and then got drunk and fucked my best friend and her boyfriend.
I need you to sex the hangover out of me again.
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