At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
I either date the nice guys or the assholes. There isn't any in between.
You need to find a taint.
I wish costco sold astroglide.
i wish my brain was less awake, and didn't try and picture what you were talking about.
i was having this nice romantic moment with my girlfriend. then jimmy came in and peed on the fridge
nothing i could have done in life could have prepared me for walking in on her SHITTING on my rug.
Needless to say there is no second date for this girl.
yet...
I'm scared. I feel like she's my mom and she just walked in on me having sex. Like she's "disappointed"
just 'accidentally' changed my relationship status to 'in an open relationship' just to see what offers I might get if I were to dump him. it's not looking good
Just got home and found him passed out with his ass stuck in a Rubbermaid garbage can. He must have been like that for a few hours
Yes, you can 69 in a fiat. But I think I have permanent nerve damage
No like you fell onto the fence. I don't even know how you got into the fenced in area.
Taking my underwear off at work was one of my better decisions this weekend
My mom just gave me my fake back to buy her more wine.
I gave him a handjob in the uber car. Life is really spiraling downwards.
You know how I said I hit my head so hard I saw two of him and tried to make out with both? Well, it turns out he has a twin.
Randomize
