Your lack of dick hurts my anus. I hate your loverboy tactics.
he spit gasoline on a tiki torch to impress a girl. he caught on fire but did get laid. success.
i realized my work ethic and productivity really improves if i masturbate on my lunch break.
Whenever I said your name you screamed polo and did another shot.
mom and dad are leaving for florida on 4/20, this is a sign
I'm going to get so drunk tonight, I actually feel bad about the 30 seconds of drunken awkward sex I'm going to have with one lucky fat chick.
He was in a gay KY jelly commercial. Jew male model. Reasons not to sleep with him. Go.
This beer is not sobering me up at all
I get way too drunk to be trusted with family heirlooms
i've met an abundance of virgins and guys who where flip flops, i thinks there's a correlation
You have to stop getting hammered and preaching about that mission trip to Haiti.
He ripped off his shirt and tried to give me CPR. That damn bong.
Mcdonalds hasn't even finished serving breakfast yet and u two are getting drunk?
Cookies and nudity, all you need in life
i dont know how or why im in the gym right now, but theres a hot cop, a guy i hook up with, and his hot friend. this can only lead to every fantasy i ever had.
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