girl has like over 50 stars tattooed on her front, side and back. feels like i just fucked the universe.
they just tried to tell me they weren't big into drugs. A) it was the 70's. B) I've seen the pictures.
well when do great stories at the expense of people's relationships become a bad thing?
She ate the cookie then went to the emergency room. Now her fam is pressing charges. Don't people understand you DON'T steal baked goods from potheads??
Making jello shots drunk, i apologize ahead of time if they are too strong Can't taste anything.
We didn't even make it to the door before they came out saying we weren't allowed in because of last time..
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
I would compare it to a jeffrey but in smoothie form. More drugs in here than Bobby Brown's sock drawer.
i took a picture of my dick. with a stick figure drawn on it. and a paper hat taped to the tip. and i call i the mayor of Dickville
Oh and .... you'll love this: my life coach says you writing my online dating profile isn't a horrible idea.
I AM EATING BACON AND CHEESE. FUCK THE BULLSHIT.
he bit THROUGH my nipple
plus side, no need to pay for a piercing.
You introduced her by saying, "This is the girl who sexes me." Then you passed out on the coffee table.
Well, I crapped my pants in front of her entire family, was laughed out of their house, and I had to walk home with shit stained pants. So, yeah, it went really well.
You have such a talent for this
Friendship, or finding weed?
Yes
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