we had that weird still in bed morning after conversation. Her dad is the vp of my company.
its like his balls were made of silver and he was trying to polish the tarnish off
he got instantly turned off in the middle of a blowjob when he heard the news "twilight beat the blockbuster record of batman"
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
Jessi just used the excuse "it's not you it's me" to get out of getting a lap dance.
Couple in the hotel room next to me keep fucking. When I hear her get close I call the room wait for them to stop and hang up. If I'm not getting any tonight then no one should.
No sexy Asian girl. No comfy bed. I'm just gonna lie here in the hall next to the garbage can until someone comes home.
I was very proud of myself that day. I had an awesome time. I don't care if I negatively impacted others.
Also I think I'm starting to get calluses on my hands from my level of sexual activity
According to him, i kept saying "I'm belligerent as SHIT" and tried to run around the house in just my bra and underwear. Thats when they decided to carry me to the car and take me home.
Drunk me obviously wants to fuck up my life
It's like I have an arch nemesis, and it's me
I thought my neighbors locked me out of the building. Then I remembered I was drunk. PUSH AND TURN.
I'm eating cereal out of a cocktail shaker. That kind of blizzard.
And he's a cuddle champ. I know because I slept over because I don't know what boundaries are.
Headphones came off my phone same time as The Weeknd sang "Who's gonna fuck you like me?"...Everyone at work heard it.
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