Do you feel like you missed out a little from not getting crabs in college?
if I could go back to kindergarten and not fuck up my life, I so would.
do herpes really smell.
Spent 30 minutes in the board meeting trying to figure out where the foul smell was coming from. Thought it was the guy's feet sitting next to me. Then i uncrossed my legs. Turns out it was my vagina. Thank goodness for travel size febreeeze.
You are in charge of making sure that her vagina explodes with joy tonight.
I was really sad when you left and cried. And i don't know what a face promise is, but apparently i made you make one.
Did we fight the bathroom girl ? She just wanted to give us lotion and condoms.
I told him the truth. Truth leads to vodka. Vodka leads to tequila. Tequila leads to prison.
He calls it "his noble steed" and i plan to ride it.
So then I proceeded to the kitchen to make my "specialty," which consisted of a frozen veggie burger topped with peanut butter. I guess he ate it too.
Me and the guy at the liquor store are on a first name basis, college is all about networking.
Dear god how many nuts did u bust in me my vagina feels like a bowl of jello.
Is this a drinking picnic?
Is there another kind?
If Boring and Monotone had a love child, it would be this guy.
My boobs are too perky to pay that much for a car
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