Farted during a conference call.SBD. permeated the room people were gonna puke.noone could say anything or leave cus we were on the phone with clients. coworkers were outraged.how I still have a job is beyond me.
So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
Men with bald spots should not have mohawks. Just in case you didn't know.
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
Next guy we share better have a little more dignity than that
He kept moaning America instead of Erica while fucking me.
She had one drink in her cleavage and another in her hand. She kept rotating between the two by leaning backward and then sipping the one in her hand.
If i ever start ordering tequila again please tackle me to the ground and steal my wallet
i have a queen bed, a cherrywood bed frame, and gold sheets. how are you saying no to me right now?
If she has AMC, I may have to fuck her today. I want to catch up on the walking dead.
Are there edibles for sale in the Denver airport because if so bring those to my mouth
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
Finally finished unpacking shit from school n found a bra with no idea whose it is... I miss college so much it hurts sometimes
I'm not going to drink anymore, and on that note I'm not going to drink any less either, so I'll see you there. . .
You took the receipt and ate it. You then took it out and gave it to the waitress with slobber and holes all over it.
Randomize
