Yo I'm just eating dinner now. U ready to go out?
Ya ya. Where you eating?
Cereal and beer. U kno u want in.
if being creepy is wrong, then i don't want to be right
I'm going to take the bottles back.. And maybe get an x-ray
fuck your aforementioned shoe
and yes, the jail cell in Citi Field does have a big Mets symbol in it
im still trying to figure out who put the honey mustard in the blender then put the entire blender into the freezer
he's drinking beer at home in his underwear tonight and if you want to come over the dresscode is underwear only. And you have to bring beer.
All right cuz right now I'm in one of those moods where the shear thought of doing anything more strenuous than making a sandwich has me wanting to curl up in the feeble position and splash around in a puddle of my own tears.
I just wrote "where Jason is" on the screen. He guessed "hospital" correctly.
Just fucked up my mustache shaving, gonna have to take it off because now it makes me look like a pedophile
FYI your old mustache made you look like a pedophile
I think curling is the best thing to watch when you're baked.
I woke up with jello shots in pant pockets so I must've had fun
i feel sensations at the ends of my beard. Either I am super high. Or my face has accepted my beard and I completed my transformation to Mecca
So.. I was kinda upset i got the bad fuck out of the situation
imagine the bill from school house rock beating the shit outta you
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