he just referred to himself as the billy mays of his frat.. heres how to order
Did you know that when you swallow it's like 60 calories!?
That's okay, it's all protein anyway.
You're the host. Of course you wear the diaper. It's like wearing the pants.
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
Imagine if sharks could walk on land...scary.
Just realized the hot girl at the office got a boob job over the Holiday.....she is now super-hot girl.
The freshman sure do fuck up the whataburger line at 2am
scratched cornea got me an eyepatch and a blowjob from a girl with a thing for pirates
Have you ever chugged beers in the hospital parking garage with your mom?
Yea I saw a friend of yours carrying your limp body somewhere
Bad Decision October is in full swing. I was telling people that "I put on eye makeup today, I'm takin' a dude home with me!".
There was confetti in my vomit this morning... Happy New Year!!
Its like I've been given a sexual blank check.
We compared her boobs to bacon. I'm probably going to have to justify that.
Well you went to the bar with your crutches last night & everyone including the DJ started chanting "put your crutches in the air"
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