I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
i just want his dick, seriously i'm about to take trifiling lessons. we'll call my alter-ego blair and she will screw his brains out, girlfriend or not.
beeferoni + vodka = puke stuck in braces.
When we started taking double shots of vodka and chasing it with a lick of fruit roll-ups, I knew there'd be hell to pay in the morning.
our conversations pretty much only consist of the phrase 'fuck you'. and the sex is fantastic. we've got a great thing going here.
And dont tell me its his job to cockblock me just because he's my boyfriend.
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
i just want to attach a dildo to the ceiling and ride it like a gay spiderman.
I just ran into mom and dad day drinking at the bar while I skipped class and was day drinking at the same bar.
If magic marker is safe for kids, it should be safe for cats...right?
I came to the conclusion that Tinder and having the day off are not good for my relationship.
She's like the sister I never had that I want to bang.
If you fold the laundry; booze and orgasms on me.
Two of my dealers just made friends at this party. Do you think one will be pissed if I buy from the other or should I just go 50/50?
Going back to our hometown to help Gramma move. Thinking we should see if we can fuck on the desk of the homophobic coach who first introduced us while in town.
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