you think it's bad that I have four different guys toothbrushes in my bathroom?
I think his glow in the dark Star Wars sheets, at the time, really turned me on.
this bucketlist has just become an excuse for me to be slutty, and i'm not even ashamed
Just found a dugout in my rental car glove box. Suddenly my mood is upbeat.
There's a Sam Adams brew house. How were we not supposed to go
Wanna hang out, and by hang out I mean go get plan B... and maybe lunch, but mostly plan b
Mcdonalds hasn't even finished serving breakfast yet and u two are getting drunk?
I'm going to fuck every single member of the men's olympic swimming team and no one is going to stop me
Just walked in on him banging another girl. He told me " sorry but I'm gonna finish now that I'm caught" ...... I think this is the reason god gave me four older brothers....
So the day after the 4th I'm sitting here drinking Molson and watching NHL free agent frenzy. From patriotic American to drunken Canadian in 24 hours flat. Booyah.
My FitBit tracked the calories I burned during sex. Hello 2015!
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
My tinder date wouldn't stop talking about the Star Wars movie trailer long enough to fuck me. HOW IS THIS MY LIFE?!?
Im 76 percent sure I took a fully clothed shower last night.
So um... You probably shouldn't post that picture of me and your crotch just because that's a new level of raunchiness that I'm not willing to accept yet
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