When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
i would hope so, cause i don't think 'i drove off the road because i was getting some head' is covered in insurance
ive got a scarf tied around my face holding bags of hashbrowns to it, im too boss to care
If this wasn't a work function my tits would be out already.
i refuse to be around anyone not wearing a sombrero...its cinco de mayo
Free tacos and bad night are never used in the same sentence
I wasn't trying to be rude when I hurriedly walked past you, but I can not put in to words exactly how bad I had to shit.
Your car is in front of my house. Keys are in the mailbox. There is a fire hydrant in your trunk. Happy Birthday
Hey I came back and we made joints with the breathalyzers the cops left last night.
Of the 4 nights I've gone downtown this week, I've been "piss in the parking lot" drunk 5 times
I'm not saying I would have to be high to sleep with him. I'm just saying it would probably help.
I just sneeze out a chunk of leftover pickle I threw up last night. dont you try and tell me your day is going worse
He must be a special kind of stupid to cheat on a women who works at a funeral home. Does he not understand you can get rid of dead bodies easier than most Americans?
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
I’ve got a closet full of cosplay outfits and horny boytoy to help me ride out this pandemic
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