I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
You'd think with all the porn he watches he'd be a little better at this...
Just got the American Express annual summary for 2009. The amount of bars we visited last year is impressive.
You're just telling me nice things because you came in my eye.
They should try giving mcdonalds to cancer patients because it just cured the worst hangover ive ever had
Are you available to help carry me into the house Monday?
i swear, as soon as they invent a cure for herpes, he's mine.
A gay black guy with blonde hair and a gold tooth just told me he would shit on my face.
Now it's a party.
Its mothers day, andI woke up with 12 bar stamps on my face, holding orange juice and a box of tampons. This can not be happening
Why did you just send me a picture of your dinner?
CAUSE LOOK HOW MUCH SPAGHETTI I'M EATING
showering high made me realize that i should seriously reconsider my career path... id be a damn good hair shampooer & head massager
You ran into the tattoo shop screaming PIERCE MY TITIES
I'll accept that I'm a woo girl. Just not the drunk cowboy hat wearing bar mongering twat bag type
I spend so much of my life shaving my body hair off and I want nothing more than his beard in all my hairless places.
It was horribly awesome. Its like looking at the sun, you know its bad for you but I just couldn't stop looking.
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