Help i just walked in on mom blowing dad
I just found a dead bug in my nose. if that's the worst thing up there im considdering myself lucky.
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
There's some drunk girl alone in the field, she looks like she could use some help.
Also it's only fair that you know that that girl is me.
Did you guys have sex yet? And don't worry, I broke the ice already by sending this to both of you. So you can just jump right into it. You're welcome.
Agreed. That's like a marriage. For better or worse, till death do us part. I will hold your head over a toilet
In other news, someone I've had sex with won jeopardy last night.
Hes pre-made beer lollipops so he "can suck before the sex" QUOTE!
Yeah. Just jump him. Naked. Claim his dick for yourself.
BTW rolling him off the couch and onto that tarp was pure genius. He definitely pissed himself last night.
I was just tryna bring you beer girl. I should've known you'd be shirtless though
I had to break it to her that she was not in fact behind the bushes when she peed on the church last night
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
I have a hook up buddy in Abiquiu. He lives next to a Chipotle; that's the only reason I see him.
i feel like i shouldn't just had to send a text that said "no i will not eat your ass"
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