Just ran to the store on my way to the office to buy Diet Coke...the guy in front of me let me cut because it was 4 more minutes until 8am, so he wouldn't be able to purchase his vodka. I love Wisconsin
Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
the entire lecture hall sighed when the prof announced that there will be an exam on 4/20
I just peed in the Schreyer honors college shrubbery. Thanks honors students, you're finally good for something
There was a guy running for some position in our government named "young boozer" hell yes I voted for him
You stood next to him taking HUGE gasps of air in an attempt to second hand smoke his cig because you didn't have one...
someone needs to get her out of the garbage can shes never gonna forgive us for this
just cheers'ed a flock of cattle as i drove past eating a burger i bought 7 hours ago. that high.
How do the freshmen here NOT understand the tricks we are playing on them by now? Doesn't bode well for grad numbers. Idiots.
he said he did everything he could to puke on his nurses because they were doing everything wrong
Thats admirable.
Not sure how ur night is going, but unless u also saw a naked drunk chick pissing outside i doubt it can top mine
If you want it you better put a ring on it. And by ring I mean one of my three favorite pies.
hell or highwater he WILL get a blowjob in the hammock before the end of summer.
I have 80 very blurry photos of you on a stripper pole...
10 shots in she's sitting on the floor using the open dishwasher door as a plate to eat her "life giving" pizza.
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