just witnessed a squirrel raping another squirrel. i couldn't look away.
Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
He fucking owes me dinner after I gave him head under the deck behind the bar.
I had a dream that I got a gift certificate to a lavish spa from my father. I think dream dad, along with real dad, think I'm gay.
Tonights theme there is the 7 deadly sins. Greed, envy, sloth, gluttony, sluttiness, fellatio and vodka.
he went to have surgery in the morning and apparently they found lip gloss on his dick
You screamed "there will be blood" and punched some random guy in the face. So no, we can't go back to that bar.
i want to have awesome sex and feel fuzzy.
By the way I peed in a mug last night cause you were in the bathroom and im pretty sure it is still in the kitchen.
So I can confidently say that I'm the only 3rd year engineering student who completed all 4 of their exams with One Direction pens
I guess that's what I get for clicking on a link that says clown penis.
This is what happens when you leave: I get all vulnerable and I make out with the cowboy to shut him up about Jesus.
They had an Olympic theme party at her work yesterday. She brought home her fake gold medal and hung it on my cock after she rode me.
I think my biggest regret in life is not banging you in the science museum
There's hope in those eyes, for a better tomorrow or more cocaine, we may never know, but there's hope.
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