Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
This just in: Jon Gosselin's address-The Alexandra. I bet if we showed up he'd date us.
i've never been more proud of someone than i was when he told me he got his first blowjob at age 13...from two chicks
You should have seen her outfit yesterday. It was like pretty woman before Richard Gere gave her money to buy a new outfit.
so my doctor just swabbed my throat, and he looked up in suprise when i had no gag reflex. yea, he just judged me.
Woke up laying in the kitchen floor with a cup in one hand and the beer tap in the other. Guess I just needed that one last beer.
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
Oh, I never thought you were a dick. You were one of the best morally comprised ideas I've ever had.
I would've hung out with you if I had the capacity to do anything besides fall over and pee on things
I approve. Last time I was there, I left E's room to get a drink of water. Found M sitting on the kitchen counter in his boxers hammered and eating a banana. He proceeded to feed me the rest of his banana then went to bed with the lights on. You two will be great.
The only thing that got me through this hellish day was imagining a large Swedish penis inside of me.
What did your vagina DO during the nhl lockout?!
Americans.
Two really nice girls helped clean the taco out of my hair.
Having weed delivered to your door is like having your own personal Santa Claus
When you wear a dress that resembles the shape and color of Kirby to a wedding, you get the attention you deserve.
If you're wondering about the mess, we had sex in the kitchen. There was noodles involved.
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