then i got kicked out of the bar for trying to pay my $30 bar tab in sacajawea dollar coins
...I woke up with a yo yo in my underwear...
Word is he has some crazy hawaiian STD
You act like pregaming preseason hockey is a crime. Come on man, get fucked up and watch pucks. It rhymes so well it has to go together. DOS EQUIS Y DEVILS!
Ok if you are accepting my apology, please continue to ignore me. If you are not, please fill out the brief survey that follows, to help me improve my people relations: a) your a bitch please leave me alone b)your crazy pls leave me alone c) I never cared ab u please leave me alone. D) all of the above e) all of the above but I wouldn't mind still fucking u. F) who are you again? Your answer will not b shared and will b used in accord. With the law. TY
It's take your daughter to work day... I really shouldn't be here right now
He just showed up with a bottle of wild turkey a half a can of coke and some marshmallows yelling "gobble gobble bitches" my roommates hate my cousin
I happen to have lost a black t-shirt and the volume button from my phone last night. If anyone finds it. You know what to do.
I am stoned at Disneyland with my little brother. It's gonna be a good day.
Just had to double check that I had pants on. THAT kind of weekend.
so in other words, they broke and fell off and I ate a gummy life saver off of his balls
Get off the floor, put away the cookie dough, get ur shit together Scott.
So what your saying is you dont remember trying to hit a golf ball off my chest with a 9 iron?
He weighed maybe 130, his dick had to be 30 of it. SO BIIIIG.
they just got in argument over who had more of your dick pics. quit sending shit to my sisters fucker
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