glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
Nicole vs. Life
Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
Fell off bed. Face first. 10 stitches. huge scar on forehead. totally going to start telling ppl my parents died fighting Voldemort.
I stole so many things from the ER last night.
I just asked the bartender if I could get insurance on my drink in case I spilled it.
I feel like everyone would be happy with that as a present too. "Oh you got me pussy for Christmas?! How'd you know?!"
The jerky fairy visited my fridge. It's glorious.
Okay so my USC tutor just offered to eat me out. I think I'm definitely applying to USC.
You peed up the stairs in front of everyone then blamed it on the dog
Nothing like snapchatring dick pics to a\nMarried woman while your girlfriend destroys Taco Bell in the next room. Almost caught, worth it. Got boobs back
Alvin just won tickets on the radio. I guess he's out of jail.
I feel like I could get pregnant watching Zac Efron do yard work in this movie
He sent me a snap with the dog tongue filter. I might have to bench him.
hey can you come unlock the basement door? I'm trapped in here.
no I can't, you're a safety hazard. but, there's a beer keg down there somewhere. we don't have cups, but help yourself.
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