Apparently i was the first person to introduce her to her clitoris. Needless to say...they hit it off great
he drunkenly confessed to whacking off before coming over so the sex'd be longer. this one's a keeper
Hes far too high and trying to explain daylight savings time to me. Help?
If I had known I was gonna take my tights off and throw them over the balcony I would have shaved my legs.
Dorm room. In. Elevator. Fell in. Boom. Puke
I guess at this point I should stop judging guys on their looks and more on their major and trust fund. Growing up sucks.
I'm pretty sure this city writes new vice laws specifically because of us.
it wasnt a pity fuck per say. i wasnt attracted to her, but still thought 'that looks like a fun ride'
Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face.
I cannot even describe to you the most amazing ass I have ever had the pleasure of seeing walk up the stairs in front of me just now.
i don't know man... i just want to listen to John Lennon every time i finish fucking her. is this love?
reason #326 why I'm still single.... my date just told me there's a little boy ghost that lives in his closet because he likes his music.
somehow getting chased by a bulldozer was NOT on my to-do list for today. just saying
No way man ... This is real life. Complete sentences and everything.
I'm just going to tell you this I knocked up your girlfriend. I didn't mean to I thought it was somebody else I wasn't drunk but it was dark.
The truth is better her than my wife.
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