Would it be weird if I brought slabs of bacon with me to the beach?
Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
I like daylight savings. I don't care if it's 4 oclock it's not daydrinking if it's dark out
seek help.
I'm in the library if you wanna come give me library head.
i just hugged the lady at the liquor store goodbye for the summer...
If I was there, I'd make you a vicodin spiked sandwich.
i distinctly remember leaping through the apartment to rescue the clam chowder burning in the kitchen
Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
For the sake of my mom, I can't sleep with two guys with the same name. She has a hard enough time keeping up as it is
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
Is it bad that I'm a 32 year old woman that is so afraid of commitment that a hamster is too much responsibility?
Leave it to me and my dad to puke on the same guy at the same bar 25 years apart
She's hot and all. It's just I don't want to become Eskimo brothers with my sister
i could only love him more if he was covered in glitter.
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