Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
His uber religious wife caught us having anal sex in their bed..... she called us sodomites. Can you even be a sodomite if you're a girl?
You're not a sodomite. You're a whore. Tell her to get the insults right. Did she try to save you with Jesus?
She said she'd pray for me. Man, if I had just caught my husband balls deep in some ho, I'd say fuck the praying and kick her ass.
If I had a clone, I'd fuck it with a condom
FYI : beer farts in the morning chase women right out of bed!
i talked to you about this last night, and you kept saying "he wants yo pusssaayyyyyy"
Trying to convince my mother to let me take some of my sisters Lortab to sell is not going well
Just woke up with my keys in one hand and cheesecake in the other.
There were penises being pulled out everywhere.
I know, but the fabulousness of my baggies should not be what defines my business as a drug dealer.
It was all fun and games until she said "you're so pretty I wanna punch you in the face" and the proceeded to punch her in the face
Laziness has hit a new level. I'm out of clean sexy underwear and meeting a boy tonight so I'm having a thong delivered via post mates.
Besides, I'm booked tomorrow. I'm planning on drinking heavily and crying in the bath.
Is this because I accidentally peed on you?
i fucked his best friend. once right next door to him. i'm pretty sure that could be called sweet revenge.
And by "sexually intimate," you mean fuck buddies?
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