gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
Playing the biology drinking game in my 8am. Drink everytime he says species or organism. I love st. Patricks day
We need to get her some penis inspired head protection.
once she started licking the door on the stall, i got out of there and told her bf "this is your problem now" and walked away
I just got a booty call..Its 6 pm..a brave attempt to climb the rotation ladder..I like his ambition.
who has that picture of us looking like alcoholics at the zoo?
I'm still not completely convinced I'm not pregnant. I just dipped beef jerky in cream cheese frosting.
Ok just don't go to jail. I saw your account balance. It can't take that.
Besides asking our teacher if he enjoyed being fisted did I have any other tragic moments last night?
Promise me you will not let me do anything sexual with or to a mini horse no matter how drunk we get. Ever.
You don't realize how cold it really is...I poured my bong out the second floor window and icicles hit the ground.
I'm not dropping acid and watching game of thrones with you. That just sounds like a disaster waiting to happen.
Slap a cop in the butt for a felony charge. Check.
Please don't finger me like a jackhammer. I'm a woman not a construction site.
At one point in the night, as we were running from the cops, I clearly remember you yelling "little gnomes are tickling the insides of my body!" ...that high.
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