She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
btw found the cat. he didn't appreciate the toilet bath.
The last thing I remember is pushing my way into the bathroom and dumping a 40 on him. We havent talked since.
Text me if you also stopped reading harry potter in the 4th grade and wanna go to the bars tonight instead of the midnight premiere
Right, well, that begs the question of where did you get the whip, why are you using it, and why don't you carry one around more often?
I have no idea, but there's a bus parked in front of my house and like 6 texts saying im gonna prove my love. this is either really really awesome or really really bad.
I dunno. We kind of want to have a hippie communing with nature type break. But because we're such alcoholics I feel like we'll just be wasted the whole time in addition to hugging trees and shit
I'm in the line at Chipotle thinking: "What combo will best prepare my body for the open bar I'm going to subject it to tonight?"
Omg I literally just wanna sleep with you right now. Like actual sleep. Not sex. Well maybe. But sleep first
Im wearing black today mourning the orgasm i couldn't get this morning :(
How is someone going to pee on the floor two days in a row? Fuck this place.
Oh god. Charles just fell off the bar. Didn't spill his drink. He's come so far..
well tomorrow I get to eat fungus and go to an abandoned city.
most people would fear that statement, but i wish to join you
hey if my parents say thanks for the meatballs just go with it ill explain later
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
Randomize
