i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
For real. Like, if I ever had to choose a last meal, I would just choose to get high and eat whatever was around.
told my boyfriend i was a virgin so he wouldnt feel bad since he is. now hes asking why his dick is so itchy. should i tell him why?
i don't see why you should, it's not like you told the other guys with the itchy dicks.
just ask for directions from a guy with a penis drawn on his window
OMG THIS GUYS LICENSE PLATE IS GETTNHRWET
I don't know how, but he made a bong out of a hamster wheel. To say I am impressed is an understatement.
Being the only sober one.. I had to feed you guys doritos. You kept licking my fingers.
I woke up to the sound of gentle rain, only to realize I was laying under a urine trough in the men's restroom. Fuck you, bourbon. Fuck you.
The party got hot, we all started raging, took off some clothes, someone threw me in the shower and we all kept raging. Nude Rager, I was there at the point of conception.
As a gentleman, I asked her if she was sure and she just whispered "wreck me" in my ear. I took that as a green light.
He may not be fully over his current wife yet. But wait until I show him my tits in his office at the end of the day tonight.
ever had the feeling "I've been drunk in this bathroom before?" Like De ja drunk?
i mostly like you because you have a nice nose and that's an important trait to pass on to my future children
How have you never felt a dick as hard as mine?
you were screaming "I don't need a shirt!" repeatedly while in the process of taking it off and flashing the bouncer. we got kicked out. thanks a lot.
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