I don't even remember his name...i'm just gonna save it as birthday sex
Having him eat chocolate out of you is not as romantic as it sounds. I'm still finding pieces.
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
Somehow he came on his own face...then he freaked out
I wish I had a frozen water bed.
best. idea. ever.
Apparently having him hold an open book in front of me while i'm blowing him doesn't count as studying...
She tried to escape and she fell and hit the door. She's gunna freak when she wakes up with only half a tooth.
I left puerto rico a week ago and my vagina still smells like coconut.
He told him to "throw up in my mouth like I'm a baby bird."
Weed is now completely legal in Colorado and Washington. I repeat weed is now legal! I'm putting a deposit down on a house as we speak.
ROADTRIP.
Out of control sex drive for a girl? I just masturbated in the bathroom at my in-laws house before dinner....
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
Bringing families together since 1987
I told ya. I'm super awesome at making things super awkward. I'm the Awkwardnator.
The difference between 22 and 28 is bigger than I realised. I had the urge to put on Spongebob and give him a cookie.
I'm drunk but I just ate 2 heads of broccoli so does that mean it evens out?
Yes absolutlely
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