three words: i give head
three words: not that well
she's sitting on the other side of the room at this party. with her smirnoff tucked in that little opening between her cleavage and shirt. drinking from a straw. snapping her fingers off beat.
it's love
dude last night I threw my weed into my back yard. there is now a foot of snow. after an hour I found my weed. if I put that effort into school, i'd have a 4.0.
MRIs the morning after St. Patty's Day was a poor choice.
i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
Just TALKING to him is better than banging my bf, imagine what actual banging will be like.
you're the best thing to happen to me. closely followed by learning to ejaculate, and drugs.
Let's have sex soon. Just us!! Its sad that I have to specify.
We lost Kevin again. Probably kidnapped by fattie 2 or butter-face 2 from last night. We need names and any information you can give us. Last scene with his shoe laces converted into a belt.
So I realized I was officially over him when I was getting a lap dance on the keg bus at 3am from his old boss and I was double fisting:)
Random question, but did I leave a spoon on your dresser last night?
I didn't ask for a picture of your soft dick.
Listen I'm a sentimental character under all this alcohol and ratchetry
I'm seeing double so when I get home can we have a threesome?
I know you're here! I can hear your phoneeeee. Wake up and do illegal things with me.
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