so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
I'm pretty sure a girl doesn't give it up with a reverse cow girl...
I asked her if she had any t-shirts of bands that didn't suck. I got a Sublime shirt and my answer.
She had a little wicker basket of condoms by her bed. Disturbing yet convenient.
Sketchest drug deal yet.... I just got paid in quarters and chucky chesse tokens. I need to stop hooking my friends up.
Just pulled an upper-decker at a hardware store. I believe I'm winning 8-2. It's obvious you don't shit enough in public.
I have a beer in one hand and a slim fast in another. It's another one of those wednesday nights.
The ice cream man just told me to use protection.
All I know is that your reaction after this date with him was "I think I did cocaine" so I'm sold on this boy
Don't worry, the house smells like waffles more than sex
I need to pay that drinking in public ticket, but I also really want to get a spray tan next week... so priorities.
I may or may not have hooked up with the cop who arrested me.. Or I can cross hooking up with a stripper in a cop outfit off my bucket list.
You've opened Pandora's butthole my friend. There's no going back.
It makes my nipple hurt just thinking about it.
when part of the plan includes getting high, i usually forget how the rest of the plan goes.
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