five shots of tequila, anal and 3 cigarettes. not my best idea on a saturday afternoon.
Proposition. Sex. No words, no talking about it later. I just want you tonight.
it was like the sexual equivalent of when Wilson fell off the raft and floated away
I'm naming my child veloci raptor. And you can be a part of its life if you want. But that's its name. Cause i have the vagina.
You know what is really helpful - when the two guys you want to fuck stand next to each other. Stay tuned for who wins
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
Is it horrible that I want to keep my purple landing strip until after my gyno apt? I feel like someone beside myself should see it...
We're not in high school anymore. I'm not going to pretend to be impressed as he butchers my favorite songs on his guitar. I just wanted to get laid.
I went around and congratulated every guy that had a beard for having one
Goddamn tequila
That boy needs some memories to take back home with him
God, you're amazing. I just want to hang out with you in the nude and watch Monty Python movies whilst we quip about how comedians just aren't as funny anymore.
Credit for originality. Points off for a mild to moderate creepy factor.
My synapses wont fire in a pattern that will process those facts
Funny how the post-sex UTI lasted longer than the entire relationship.
I woke up this morning and had to retrieve my clothes from the flagpole, they were using my boxers as a makeshift rally flag for drinking. Yeah last night was a success.
Like I’ve seen him completely trashed and I’ve also seen him rip shirtsleeves off with his teeth and I can’t tell if I’m intrigued or not
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