just witnessed a squirrel raping another squirrel. i couldn't look away.
Its about making memories worth repressing
sometimes you just have to masturbate at your friend's house.
we ike ciroccccc we love patroneeeee shost shothosthsothosthostsssss veryboyddddyyyy
go home
i threw up on the table at the pizza place and peed in her room mates closet. i wouldnt invite me back either
I was the one passing out cake at the bars
His daughter is our waitress. I left her a ten dollar 'I'm sorry I'm a whore and fucked your dad' tip...
That bar is one yeast infection away from total annihilation.
Dude. Stop sending me lines from Hungry Like the Wolf
You haven't demanded nudes today. You alright?
I'm sitting in the shotgun seat of my car on full recline trying to pretend everything is ok
So... How much of our rent is drug money?
it's a rainbow of FUCK YOU
Lol, perhaps. But the drinks are so cheap, the music is better, and the bartenders and bouncers all know my name. I can't abandon it, even if it is a gay bar, its still my Nirvana.
I love millennial parents. One of the moms at the daycare center literally told me she and her husband named two of her kids after batman characters and one after game of thrones
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