tell your sister to shave her snatch
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
look out your window.... he's holding his iphone up like a boombox playing you beach boys
This girl brought half a watermelon to class. I want to be on her level.
I am not apologizing for rubbing my balls on your leg...that is a risk you take when you come out to the bar with me
He was like a foghorn with a huge penis.
Theres a 75% chance I'm wearing a hocky mask and nothing else right now
Ps I am
He came over drunk in a speedo i told him he has my vote he said who are you voting for when i said obama he took off running and shouting i was worthless like an empty beer can
We were all day drunk by 2pm. Now I know why they hate Americans
You know you're too high when you find yourself crying at " hand in my pocket" by Alanis Morissette because it's "just TOO REAL"
He kept sending me videos of his dogs while I was trying to masturbate. At what point does getting vagina-block apply?
You can't go around chasing people and screaming JUST LET ME LOVE YOU. We're in a public place.
There is a dude with blue hair and a samurai sword and another dude dressed as Dead Pool. I daresay standard social conventions are not applicable in this environment.
You were laying next to me in bed at 4:30 a.m. I asked if you were drunk and you said you weren't drunk you were buzzed like a bumblebee. Then kept rambling on about having to call out of work.
I have a weird question... did you bite my back last night?
He only has one ball. it was like fucking a cyclops.
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