I hate all girls vehemently.
he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
I'm sorry for the crack den comment. You have a lovely apartment.
It's mornings like this that make me happy to have a clean pair of underwear in my purse.
walking in back of a girl wearing booty shorts, a halter and a bracelet that says trainwreck. I don't get it. The first day of nice weather and all the whores come out, are they like hibernating bears or something?
in the middle of giving him head in the backseat of my car he taps me on the shoulder, opens the door, throws up three times and then proceeds to tell me how amazing i am.
welp wont be popping out a kid with a beret. frenchie is gone and the mother nature showed herself. bilingual kid can be erased from the bucket list
There are so many Jimmy John's employees here
Where are you?
Jimmy John's.
this probably sounds so sketchy, but hes going to jail in a month so he needs a place to crash for now. Hes sick though, and hes paying half our rent
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
Do you remember when you first moved into my parents house with me and we came home to find that my dad bolted the headboard to the wall
IT IS NICKEL SHIT NIGHT
*shot. Why
We were supposed fuck one time, but ended up fucking for 2 years.
Last night you were prentending to be a broom stick...you were laying on the floor and humming the Harry potter song.
And you tried to get me to have sex with you in our Harry potter closet lol
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