Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
I asked what she wanted from Hawaii. She said a baby like Aaden from JK 8.
where am I supposed to find one of those?
why do guys feel they can ask questions when im blowing them? you'd think they'd know my answer will always be "mmhmhmhmmm"
i have this theory that all the people in the world who dont like mayonnaise had very bad encounter with jizz once
My therapist said that she thinks i may have a sex addiction. I think she may be a terrible therapist.
Want me to drive you to Dr. Drew's sex rehab?
Nah, cause then i cant masturbate to that show anymore.
how are pickles made is in the google history again... why do you always wonder that, and forget the answer?
and she was grinding on the wall, purring at guys she liked at the pregame...
Just met another girl you fucked but this time in seattle. Your cock gets almost as much mileage as jet blue. Anaheim and seattle both say hi, figured you don't remember their names.
Dude she pregamed for her sorority's philanthropy.
she looks like one of those semi-pretty girls that turns into a 9 while she's riding your cock like she's trying to catch a train on horseback.
They got me high and left me at the mall with a giftcard for $400. I need an adult.
Haha I haven't even had my interview yet and I'm already trying to fuck my way to the top. 'Merica.
I took did three shots of fireball and did and handstand. When I stood up some busty slut lead me my the hand down the hall into her dorm room.
But I'm sure your having and "a monumentally better time" repeating the 12th grade
You've got until 8 and then I'm kicking down your door and pouring a beer down your ass via funnel
Well puke fest 2014 just happened
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