That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
i just peed in a port a potty and wiped with my credit card statement. fuck yeah!
If you liked it then you shoulda put your dick in it, oh uh uh oh
He drunk dialed T-Mobile at 3am and talked to them for 45 minutes and got his phone bill lowered from $80 to $60... Best drunk dial ever.
He cut you off when you said Paula Dean was in your soul...He kicked you out when "Paula" started eating random peoples food
I would not be 19 again if you paid me. Guess who found naked pictures of themselves? Fuck cocaine
I rolled joints beforehand. Lit a candle. Ghetto rigged taping the 40's on my hands and then lit the joint using the flame of the candle.
I'm so proud of your modern ingenuity
But yeah, that is officially the new "I just came" picture
We really gotta change brands again because 2-ply is making us feel like the celebrities we aren't.
I basically have the attention span of a ferret on meth when it comes to men
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
Seriously, you just banged the guy that wishes his dog happy birthday on fb. That's fucking adorable!
I felt like a slutty ass cruella devil driving your old car, And I got in a fight with your wipers
He sent me a picture of his cock that seemed to indicate that we were still on good terms.
dont know what thebfuxk is in rhat shit, but dont lemme have antmore
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