My gyno told me the birth control she prescribed reduces sex drive
wats the point then?
So you started off by saying "no homo," but patting his crotch and saying his jeans fit him wonderfully may have overshadowed that.
Opportunity cost of getting to econ after a night on the town > marginal benefit of attending class
she asked if i had a condom...i said yes...when we finished it wasnt on...told her it was at home on my dresser.
I went to his work to give him some blankets and ended up blowing him in the bathroom. See what happens when you don't come over?
You were directing traffic around her for 30min after she passed out in the middle of the road.
You really are best friends.
Fuck winter. I had to scrape my windshield, shoeless, after the walk of shame so I could go home.
There is a dude in a thong with a Nerf axe having battles in the street. Welcome to Portland
Alright whatever you say... But in the future when you really wish you had a dildo don't come crying to me about it.
She's barefoot and topless screaming "HERE KITTY-KITTY" at a stray cat in the ditch on the side of the highway. How do I get her back in the car?
The amount of drugs I did this weekend make me concerned about my health but at the same time fascinated to see if I could do more
I hoped the great care he put into rolling a blunt would translate to my vagina.
woke up to a case of keystone on my porch when I went to bed at seven that morning.. I think it's someone's peace offering for getting my roommates car towed
Wish me luck. My vagina needs it.
May his noodley appendage touch you.
Is there any chance of you maybe wanting a bouncy house at your wedding. Like maybe a .0001 chance. If so I would totally chip in for that.
Randomize
