Honestly I wish you never came into my life. I know I don't want you. But I keep trying to get you back bc of the memories
I don't see you I see the memories. All the time
...i apologize for hitting you up so much tonight im just kinda in a little pickle. im going to sleep in my car near u so pretty plz lmk if you head home...
I guess there's a 50 percent chance that it was her that wet my bed.
remember tomorrow: you burned the inside of your nose with incense. it hurt.
I projectile vomited into my sink. Jealous?
Kind of. My puke would have just dribbled down my chin and missed the sink completely.
Ohh that happened after I started to cry.
My insides feel lik shag carpet. It is awesome
Just because i have a masturbation problem doesnt mean you can put 20 photos of Jesus in my room.
I wish you could buy pregnancy test at the liquor store, it's the only place I feel comfortable being a disgrace because I know they understand why it happened...
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
And if I hated you I'd probably say things like, "I never want to speak to you again," or, "Eat a bag of dicks." That's how you'd know.
I think the universe has a conglomeration of sentences reserved only for me.
Riddle me this: I can stream porn just fine but try and watch my college class and nooo it won't work
Be there in 4 minutes
don't judge but I think I'm gonna go fuck a dad this weekend
You stumbled into the hotel room escorted by security and then went into the bathroom sat by the toilet, threw up for hours while slamming your head on the wall and whimpering "why" over and over.. I went to bed
Only thing I have going for me is jacking off, weed, and saturdays
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