remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
Planet Earth isn't gonna get stoned and watch itself.
Your sister got a Brazilian yesterday. It looks great
i dont need a football game to get drunk and yell at my tv
stopped you just in time from sledding down the roof.
just got booed by the entire restaurant.
HOW DID YOU END UP IN THE BATHROOM WITH A DANCER AFTER 12 MINUTES?
Have your arms or hands ever gone numb after drinking too much?
Wtf did you do last night?
A talk about Arizona woman's rights politics has never turned to sex so quickly before.
I can hear my family downstairs singing Christmas carols as I masturbate
She tried to sing jingle balls while blowing me
Nooo. I was entirely happy pretending that my vagina only existed for peeing and releasing Satan's waterfall.
I can show you the world. Shining, splimbering vaginaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
Congrats! Its a fuck boy!
Im legit just salty with everyone who has a penis right now
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