I'm at his house. He has VELCRO shoes. I'm too desperate to leave...I may need help in thee life dept
oh my god. the driver of our party bus just said "no drugs unless you're sharin," my confidence in him is not high at the moment
She slapped his drink out of his hand to get him to leave the bar while he and I were having an intense debate about the lyrics to mmmbop
I have a challenge for you: find out where you are. you will receive Taco Bell if you succeed
You did a line of free coke with an obese Slovenian unlicensed cab driver in the toilets of the most questionable strip club in the country. New low man.
When you put it like that, I'm inclined to agree.
Ok now a guy in a winnie the pooh costume is grinding on some chick to the song shots
He left his cock-ring in my truck.
Consider it a gay sex souvenir.
Only you would have a vasectomy while you're awake and report on the soundtrack first
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
I never forget a pussy, even blackout me gives me that memory.
30 year old woman with braces and crocs came into the store today with her boyfriend. what am I doing wrong.
She's passed out laying in the middle of the street. Cars are honking at her and going around her body. We need to stop playing BONECRUSHER.
All the doctor said was why
Turns out that fresh outta jail dick is quite something.
Shame is for Republicans.
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