i feel like a lion cub that has been breast fed for years, and mom has left, and now i have to learn how to hunt on my own
I feel like I'm sitting in a sleigh of puddy. It's not a bathtub though because you need a sleigh to go down a mountain.
i think every time you texted me i responded with 'bathroom floor'
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
Just found a bag of weed nailed to the door that my dealer dropped off since I wasn't home. God I love Boulder.
Life for us students isn't all fun and drunken lesbian affairs you know
omg i just made best friends with a deer. Im like the drunk santa clause.
It was one of those nights where you get back from the bar and end up staying up till 3AM beating off to facebook photos of girls from college
I'm starting to think I didn't bring enough liquor for this family Christmas.
It's 2 pm....
i threw up in his garden in front of like five people smoking a joint. they let me have a hit after i was done so it was okay
He was making Jim beam nachos. Chips soaked in whiskey with cheese
Lesson learnt. Sex toy cleaning spray is not an acceptable substitute to clean your glasses with.
I've had 5 hours of sleep and I still smell like sex with the Colonel. I don't appreciate spontaneity.
You have to give it to him that he fucked me out of the dull weekdays.
Bruise count after new years, 7. 2018 is looking up.
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