i now know from two sources i am better at making out and giving head than she is. and not by a little either.
we'll hang out once this whole, "your friends are robbers and drug addicts" thing blows over with my parents.
We left around 4 AM after the stripper showed no mercy and dropped into a split on Matt's nose. Massive nosebleed.
No i dont need Magnum Condoms, that would be like putting MC Hammer pants on my dick
I was just referred to as 'the margarita slut' by an 11 year old.
So i told him he was the 3rd i have ever slept with and then i found out he had actually slept with 5 other girls besides me. And his reply was well your number one on this hand.
We're playing fucking games. GAMES. THIS IS BULL SHIT. IM GOING TO THROW UP ON THE BABIES AND LEAVE.
Doing shrooms is fine until you get raped by curtains
That's the point of day drinking, get fucked up by 6pm so you can get stuff done the next day. It's the adult thing to do.
I think that the jello shots in bowls is where it all went wrong.
Im calling you paparazzi cause of all the dick pics you take of your one night stands ps loved the panoramic one!
What happens if you die with an erection? Does it stay hard? Disclaimer: I'm high.
lets face it, we have a liquor cabinet with a designated chocolate shelf
sad thing: we were only a shot away from an orgy. good thing: we all got laid.
Well you’re enrolled in an Ivy League grad school and I’m currently at a 2 star holiday inn in rural PA so who is really thriving here
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