Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
they almost convinced me to put "Funbags" in the 'other names you may be known as' section of the job application
Just heard the new 'We are the world' ... Can I get my 10 bucks for Haiti back?
She made me role-play everything from an older prof to a in-patient in need of a medical exam. Yay for cocaine.
You were hugging the toilet and shouting "don't let fatty eat me" through the closed door.
Sit down my child. It's time you were told of my famous loss-of-virginity story entitled, "The Penis that Never Could."
The doctor that gave me my std test is trying to hook me up with her daughter lol
Girl it's 3:30 get your life together and come enjoy a bowl, some coffee and a brownie with me
You're 21st was epic. I woke up at 6 a.m. on the floating beer pong table in the pool with a beer still in hand. Didn't even spill any
I don't even remember what he looks like. All I know is he's 6 foot 100. I like that.
Why can I remember how tall Nicki Minaj is from looking up her height once months ago, yet after weeks into the semester I can't even remember where any my classrooms are located
Importance
I'd call the fact I ended up in my own bed a huge success
someone at the bars was yelling at the bouncer to let him in because he "just passed through the 7 levels of the candy cane forrest" soulmate?
go meet him and give him your number.
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