i just got so high i needed a buddy system to the kitchen
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
...She then said get into the spirit and started making firecracker noises while having sex
How did I end up in the pool?!
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Good idea. You gotta take care of your vagina. She takes care of you. Pay it forward.
There's 50 people in our house, none of them are wearing shirts. The keg has been relocated twice and our bathroom door is missing again...when will we ever learn?
There's gotta be a lawn gnome full ecstasy around here somewhere. And by golly I will find it
Sarah's knitting me a hat as an apology for unknowingly making out with my boyfriend
I love it when he cheats on me with nice people
You can kiss the security deposit goodbye after you and your boyfriend did donuts on his moped in the middle of the apartment. It was impressive since you were both too drunk to walk.
You also hate cartoons and musicals, so I will take that to mean the movie was as awesome as I thought it was..smoke weed
Of course I have a pirate flag
I came home braless and wearing a tail....
so, i take that as a legit invitation into his pants
Heading there now. Already have a boner.
This is the difference between me and him; he buys you flowers, I buy you a dildo
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