I'm like a rollypolly, I only open my legs up when I feel safe.
Tall, dark & handsome can suck my short, pale & awkward dick.
for me the strap perfect is like a chastity belt
Just witnessed a circumcision at clinical. i suddenly feel a sense of reconciliation over every guy who's done me dirty...
First coke bust down the road. Spring is finally here.
hes like my own personal sex toy i use him on the weekends and then i have the option to put him away all week
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
She kept telling me to calm down. I was on the floor with my eyes shut, not moving. In levels of calm I was one step above coma patient
Is this the 6 foot tall blonde I screwed in the bar last weekend?
In the bar?! Very impressive! But keep guessing!
There's green glitter on my nipple rings. #mardigras2013
I think that thing where I have 2 boyfriends is happening again
How about we just fuck in random places all around campus, and skip the boring relationship part?
I find it weird that you'll let me in your vagina, but not your house
Well. I think my red tank top is jinxed. this is now the second time it's gotten jizz on it.
We could just stay sober.
No! We tried that once.
It sucked.
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