Spotted: jayne dropping her cigarettes in a puddle...then picking them back up and putting them in her pocket. If i ever get that desperate, stop talking to me
It's just like soggy cereal, but cancerous
I don't think brook has ever known best
my dog ran away and came back with a marajuana plant. what are you doing tonight?
i asked if you wanted help changing your sheets after you threw up in bed. you politely declined. i take no responsibility after that.
Party at my house. Beach themed. Clothing optional.
Wouldn't that make it "Nude Beach Themed?"
I still don't know why you took that job... it sounds miserable
not having any beer money sounds even more miserable
I think I'm still fucked. I can see the electricty going through the street car lines
I didn't think about how painful the pumpkin seeds coming up the next morning would be. Oh well, I'm good at making pumpkin seeds and that's all that matters.
That sucks about the drama. But hey, it's always a good day when you see someone get tazed!
One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
yeah the cable guy is coming and everybody is hiding all the pieces in the house. we are up to thirty two. like a fun game of smokable scavener hunt.
pretty sure 5 days for a bachelor party in Vegas is too long when even the stripper giving me a lapdance says "wow that's a long time!"
In my top drawer right now, there are see's chocolates, condoms, weed, and my vibrator. One way or another, this is going to be a good night
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog.
I prefer to think of hangovers as extreme sobriety, which can only be cured by more booze
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