I just found 'pokemon orgy' in my search history
My insides feel lik shag carpet. It is awesome
You know I'm really starting to enjoy being everyones first gay experience
they have a walk of shame score keeper on their fridge. I marked my tally for him on my way out..
You know what sound is wonderful for a hangover? Listening to the horns from the South Africans at the world cup
i was staring at her drunk thinking "shes at least a four"
I went from naked with lasts nights hookup to Ihop in 6 minutes flat
I think that's a new house record
I bet Billy Ray Cyrus wishes he had pulled out now....
Damn, well, it could always be worse
For sure, I could be a prison bitch right now. Thursdays aren't half bad
she definitely didn't appreciate it when you justified bringing her home by yelling to me "fat bitches need love too"
too bad I'd hit a car before I'd hit a bush.
Are we talking about jumping from windows or your willingness to fuck a car instead of a woman?
How do u even exfoliate your vagina
I'M TOO HORNY FOR GRAMMAR!!!
See and now you're talking. I am like the fairy godmother of hook ups.
hey, cheif big dick, where the fuck are my panties.
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