Where you are. You must stay where you are are
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so howd the 'mom i only play with condoms' conversation go?
Ya know, I lied. I wouldn't mess with him. Not because of the crazy/rehab issues... but because he wears tank-tops.
When I start puking tomorrow, just let me be. it'll start around 8:35. just let me heave. i love this part of my morning.
He kept pouting and saying i cockblocked him and I kept yelling "I'm sorry...but the cock was never out to be blocked"
he got everyone in a room, turned off the lights and started throwing knives at the wall. if you got hit, you had to drink...
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We can Fuck in the shower to save time
And this is why I like you. You're so damn innovative.
MAN I GOT NO SLEEP AND HAD A BREAKFAST OF SKITTLES AND ASPIRIN. I'M LIVING THE LIFE.
If, when you wake up, you're wondering why you're in the bathtub, it's because when I tried to move you, you yelled that that was cheating and tried to kick me in the face.
Fair enough.
A 74 year old man offered to let me sleep on his pull out couch last night.
He has started theming his dick pics. I have one he sent his duck has a sombrero on. Another a Barbie is riding it.
He couldn't give me an orgasm, but he did give me a UTI.
I heard Enya coming from steve’s room. I am too high to handle this sudden depth of character
Just had the biggest masturbatory crisis ever.
What does that mean?
Internet is down.
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