Well i just wrestled a cop... p.s. i won
Who do you think planted the wheat? Who do you think cleared the land and killed off the native inhabitants? Women?
I think we should involve a squid next time we fuck.
u kno there is a reason i dont tell mi friends about u
I feel like i'm in "To Catch a Predator - The Musical"
Only my sister would update her facebook status while going into labor.
My mom called me and we started arguing as usual. I finally screamed at her "I HEAR YOU AND THAT 30 YEAR OLD FUCKING!" and hung up. She hasn't called back yet. I win.
He's asking if he can send a dick pic. How do I politely decline that?
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
SEXX, SEXX, SEXX,SEXX,SEX SEX SEXXXXXXX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEX.\nimagine that to the can can song. also come to my house. theres a dance routine.
Please stop using me as a reference for bail bondsmen.
This is NOT the time to take our hits and go to Disney. Let me repeat that. NOT THE TIME FOR DISNEY ON ACID
he fucked me wearing a cowboy hat and made grits after
We call him Texas for a reason.
Is it weird that I only look up my ex on Twitter when I take a shit? May have conditioned myself to associate him with shit
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
Apparently I told him the people made me order taco bell I didn't even want it. And then proceeded to turn off all the lights and sit at the kitchen table in the dark and told him not to look at me.
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