i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
i love how people use prayer to talk shit about eachother in a 'holy' manner.
It's hard for me to sext him when the picture i see on my phone when he texts me is his facebook default of him and his girlfriend.
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
You tried to tell her that the salad was an afrodisiac then proceeded to stroke yourself with the feather duster
I dont know how to say this. But the hottest girl where im at has one arm.
my sober ride is dancing w/ a fat girl. i might be awhile
you picked up the vacuum cleaner at one point and said you we gonna beat the shit out of me with it. that was kinda funny
Can I bring some rope too? It's not too early for bondage talk, is it?
On a completely unrelated note I think I have carpal tunnel
Again, totally unrelated
So... In conclusion, do I bring my vibrator and risk not only having it getting taken out at security, but also exposing my dad to my neon green vibrator, or just leave it here?
He told me"I think your ready for this" and went into his closet whipped out a movie certiffied light saber.
Please don't try and hook up with one of your high school teacher's friends
Even my conscience is telling me to take this Wednesday's exam buzzed.
I haven't been drunk for four days and just realized I haven't taken a shit for three. This can't be healthy.
Which part?
Randomize
