Just cropdusted the office
she's like bobby knight all she does is scream and point
Well you broke that rule when you put it in your mouth.
Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
sometimes i wish i was a boob, they get to chill in soft and cuddly little cup things.
I just had a Brazilian done for this guy. He's getting first-date sex whether he wants it or not.
It was the third Sunday in a row that I woke up in his bathtub. So no our sex life isn't that great anymore.
On the bright side I got 500 American Express points paying for the abortion
The polish Muslims are throwin paczkis into the crowd and I'm beer 6 before 11 am
i didnt think "maybe you should take over" was a good thing to say when i couldnt get it up
There were gay boys and a jukebox. It was like god wanted me to.
Please tell me how the stripper got back to Sarah's from the trailer park
I wish I had a clear image of the dude who was sucking on my tit outside the bar last night
OMG WE ARE UP TO THREE MINORS WORKING HERE. I AM NOT READY FOR THIS MID LIFE CRISIS.
Don't care if they even pay me; I lifeguard for the fringe benefits -- free tourist vagina in the Hilton jacuzzi every single night
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