I just got a rly sharp new razor and was shaving down there...
and?
RIP clitoris
Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
regular news: took many shots of tequila.....bad news: woke up with a toothbrush and vagisil next to me.....good news: clean as a whistle
I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.
Maybe not, but you have to admit watching him get hit by the car was gratifying
My nose hurts from that stripper beating me with her tits
we gave you a glass of water and you just started yelling: TWO STRAWS, PATS AN ENGINEER HE'LL FIGURE IT OUT
Well yeah connect the two together, then you can lay down and drink.
So I just stirred my shower drink with my razor.
I'm not going to ask which end you used.
It was literally 8 o'clock in the morning. His horniness knows no bounds.
I'm currently on a bowling date with my girlfriend and her boyfriend. It's pretty fun.
So, my love of dick may have landed me in a cult. On the bright side, I now have a discount at Spencer's.
That's the 3rd guy I've made pass out from a bj. I may have super powers.
Good luck. While you're suffocating on a dick, I'll be eating pizza rolls. Being a good girl.
Last night when we were having sex he put the condom on backwards the first time. While he was putting the second one on I blew up the first one, made it into a balloon and hit him in the head with it. I think we're over the honeymoon stage.
So I wake up to my ex girlfriends underwear hanging from the ceiling fan and the only thing i can think of is "what time is the game"
Randomize
