i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
We found an eightball on the ground last night. I mean, really, who does that?
It's more exciting when they aren't single....and even better when you have to pretend that you just slept with their roommate while trying to do the walk a shame as their girlfriend comes marching into the apt.
Im not the least bit jealous of the life you lead.
Apparently I gave him a 'Steve jobs blowjob'
Apparently as I was doing the walk of shame home my dad's date was on her way to hers. hoes come in all ages these days
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
It's okay though. My mom didn't believe that they were mine cuz they were magnums. Having a surprisingly large penis ftw
My last two google searches are "shiny things" and "Ohio consent laws." you should visit more often.
I always hoped that one day I'd have a sex position named in my honor.
I learned so much about myself in that shower.
I should not be so motivated by a penis, but I am
His favorite positions involve choking me out. I'm marrying him.
Well, he kept asking me if I was going to murder him once we got upstairs. It sort of killed the mood.
See I just want a dick that I don`t have to deal with or talk to unless it is inside me. Is that so much to ask for?
you poured beer in your mouth so you could be a beer pong cup for her to drink out of/make out with
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