what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
btw.sex in the wood isnt as romantic as it seems.heels kept sinking in the dirt and pine needles were sticking to the fishnets
i wish i had your life
bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
What about the words "You're my personal dildo" made him say "I love you"?
she named my penis "gigantor the baby arm"
I'll be a little late, "getting ready for the party" turned into "smoking a bowl and doing lines in my room for an hour and a half." But I'm on my way now. With coke. And weed.
She's a virgin AND a minister's daughter. We're one schoolgirl outfit from the dear penthouse trifecta
You're just mad because I look hotter in my mug shot than you do in yours
When I said tequila slammers would be the death of me, I didn't intend it to be today. Oh god.
He left his phone. Turns out he;s been sexting with some girls who can't spell. Time to break out the herpes scare.
apparently i tried to facetime the drunk bus last night, that's probably why we had to walk back to campus
Drunk ass.
Andy was trying to screw his door shut from the inside so no one could get in.
My mom is selling her car. I'm secretly relieved I won't ever have to tell her about that time you puked in it
We've been together for 10 months. These next 2 may be a deal breaker. He has not met the summertime version of me that is so hungover today that I cancelled a meeting with my boss right after she sent me an appreciation note saying I have great work ethic. I have her fooled.
she gave me a ride on the back of her motor scooter and i swooned so hard
omg it's like all of your grease 2 fantasies come true i'm so happy for you
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