She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
Would we rather be in rehab with the drug addicts or the girls with low self esteem?
The bouncer asked you what your sign was and u replied "syracuse"
he matches the description of mystery hookup #2, 4, and 7
My head weighs 7 pounds. i know this because i spent the majority of the night passed out in the bathroom, using the scale as a pillow.
We decided I could make bicurious-jitos or ho-meh-jitos or heteroflexible-jitos. But not homojitos.
Lube is flammable
Who is this??
I just made SCOTCHSICLES. no further info is necessary
She's started this new thing where whenever she drives by random couples talking alone outside she yells "break up! this is your sign!"
What exactly do I say to a random stoner hookup to thank him for ending my dry spell? Is it awkward to just say "Thanks for that. It was well needed."
Who's the captain of your team? Captain Morgan as usual?
And me
Pretty sure I love my nipple piercing more than I'll love my children someday
I dunno what's worse, that one guy here said he'd blow somebody for Tim Horton's right now, or that someone else looks like they want to test his sincerity.
Come get me, I'm fucking scared.
We found you with your penis in the vacum hose crying softly...
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
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