How is your vagina???
Double booked
With your butt?
Totes, candlesticks and all
Yay!!
And then I said "flip over. I want to show you something i learned in Afghanistan."
its like an ocean threw up right in your lap
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
One thing i hate about playoff baseball: George Lopez
I think need to divide my DVD collection into "movies I've seen" and "movies I've only seen during sex"
im sitting in the back of my pickup eating an artichoke. please come find me, im scared.
that was a mass text, wasnt it?
I need to shower. I still have paint on me from the homeless guys
I am planning my day around naps and lesbians.
You played "let it burn" by usher 28 times, knocked over the 36 gallon fish tank, and passed out in the kitchen. Yeah...That drunk.
Also, if you all get arrested i'm coming to laugh at you because i don't have the money for bail.
Remember that time you gave me a fat lip with your vag? We should do that again!
Just broke into a house and crawled through a window. Upside: getting laid.
But seriously I might need help getting spray paint off of my body.... But don't worry about the penis I scrubbed him already
Omg I just woke up. In the hallway outside my room. I know you had something to do with this
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