But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
If a girl drunk dials you she's at least entertained the idea of sleeping w/ you correct?
YES
So I accidentally txted this girl with the same name as the one im seeing, as it turns out shes still dtf
You mean the girl who was passed out face down on the bathroom floor until 10 AM? You're right, she was cute.
Apparently he proposed after he saw me chug vodka out of a traffic cone.
Got home last night and found a Big Mac in the shower, tampons all over the place, and two pairs of your panties on the front porch.
drinking ice water after you brush your teeth, is like Antarctica blowing a load into your mouth.
She just pored wine down the turkeys hole and said that she christened it like the whore that it is...happy thanksgiving.
True enough. Do you ever think that these girls grandparents ghosts are watching you masterbate to their granddaughters and look at you in Shame?
Some kid just popped open a giant PBR and walked into his final...
These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
Made out with a mannequin all morning in cpr training, so im ready to party
god, I have more takeout restaurants in my contacts than friends
Your sister just admitted to being a " much bigger bitch" than you. So you've got that going for you, which is nice.
If I die bedazzle my coffin please.
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