Yes..we had amazing sex that I have a 50 percent chance of remembering.
We went out. i got lost. dunno where they were. they slept in the car. i slept in an outdoor shower. i dont know anything else.
my momz letting me make the christmas card in photoshop
so that means christmas in space?
imma make our dead cats ghosts like obi wan kenobi
I was so drunk, I was kissing everyone. Their sexual preference was none of my concern.
I think my hopes are too high for this one. The only other bachelorette party I've been to I was felt up by a Chippendale's dancer and smoked a joint with the party bus driver.
How do I explain the handcuffs and tanning goggles on our living room floor? There's rope too. The cats love the rope.
His personality is sparkling but nothing beats his ass
We're like a dynamic duo.
Bisexual and Proud, Lesbian and Loud.
You went to the animal party as a hoodrat. You won the most creative costume contest.
When you sleep in the bathroom, you're no longer a guest.
I just don't understand why your parents aren't supporting your dreams of being a medieval weapon smith.
Tomorrow night, I am putting you In my trunk. No excuses we have waited forever for this.
He's hot, clean, can actually cook, and best of all isn't a narcissistic prick. I found a unicorn.
Ride that fucker.
You should probably come home from vacation now. I make badddd decisions when you're gone.
woke up with a tree in my apartment. also the everclear bottle is suspiciously low
suspiciously? i think one of those explains the other
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