I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
I give you the lube, you make me the mac and cheese, that's a pretty fair deal I think.
and now that ive poetically compared your vagina to a nuclear missile, I hope youre prepared for this date.
She's the barista slut.
You know, last years football game was epic, but seeing the same girl that gave you a bj in the parking lot, in the same parking spot...that's fate.
COME GET ME FR THE HOSPIGAL'!!!!!
Someone with the Instagram name "hymenbreaker" just liked a photo of me and my grandma. I feel ashamed.
Clothes make me feel like a responsible adult and that's just not something I'm ready to handle.
BTW car sex works all the muscle groups. Just sayin. Legs/butt are sore as are arms, back and core.
Sware then you fell into me doing a Tarzan swing thing and my margherita spilled and shattered all over this guy and sice you were on the ground you tried to pull it off by twerking on the floor lmfao
who orders an old fashioned in 2014? even my Grandparents think you're an asshole.
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
I walked in and saw her crying and singing to her dog
Haha I'M GOING TO MISS HIS PENIS SO MUCH. But not his bipolarness.
3.5 bazillion penises. So not that hard to find a new good one
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